Oh, and now comes the outpatient rehabilitation. If you live in the US, you probably live, horribly disfigured, and $500,000 in debt for medical care your insurance didn't bother to cover. Well, I guess, if you live in Lebanon, you die. OW! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW I'M BLEEDING OH I'M GOING TO DIE. Then, one day, you're trying to dive off, slip, and hit your face on the pier.
It's a little bit unsafe, but hey, you're seasoned, you know what you're doing. It impresses the members of the opposite gender, your amazing diving abilities. You're chilling out, diving off a building into the ocean. You take all responsibility at that point. If you play the video, seriously, I warned you. Okay, you can click it, but do NOT play the video.
